MK Moments

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Pardon my absence yesterday. It has been completely insane over here. I worked all weekend and have been doing some real life wedding planning. Can you believe it? Me neither. I will do my best not to turn this blog solely into a wedding blog, but no promises... 

Have you been watching Project Runway? 
This show is my all time favorite. My crazy work schedule doesn't allow me to watch every week, but I always make sure to catch up on missed episodes. Every single time I watch, I find myself laughing at all the hilarious s$#t Michael Kors says. He is amazing. I may be late to the party, but did you know there are blogs dedicated just to MK quotes?! I'm elated that I finally found these (bookmarked!).

Here are a few of my favorite Michael Kors quotes. 
I dare you not to laugh. 

"She Looks Like A Disco Pumpkin"

"I Think If The Challenge Was To Make Something For A 70-year-old Woman To Go Sit In A Mall, Then Get Back To The House Early So She Can Watch Television, You Succeeded.”

“To Me It Looks Like You’re Going To The Buffet Table And You Put A Lamb Chop In One Pocket and A Beer Bottle in the Other."

“It Looked Like Something A Teletubby Would Wear To A Party.”

"No Human Being Should Ever Wear Tight Satin"

"Sea Vixen Barbie"

"I Think He Looks Like Peter Brady At An Autumn Harvest"

"The Only Possible Accessory That She Could Use With This Is A Wand"

"Why Is She Wearing Nicole Kidman's Boots From Cold Mountain?"

"She Looks Like A Transvestite Flamenco Dancer At A Funeral"

What are your favorite Michael Kors moments?

p.s. Did I mention that one of my dreams in life is to be a Project Runway guest judge? I know I know, after you right? I would settle for hitting the Project Runway Finale. I would die.


Jenn Hattan said...

Haha! Love it, and I had no idea there were blogs dedicated to MK quotes...amazing.


Diana Pearl said...

michael kors is definitely one of the bets parts of that show! although there is so obsessed too! hope you are doing well! x

Unknown said...

he is such a ridiculous human being, but perfect for the show! happy wedding planning :)

Fancy {No}Pants

Emily {Isnt That Charming} said...

Ha - love all of these quotes! I don't watch this show nearly as much as I should.
Isn’t That Charming.

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